双语笑话|夜店里的猴子The Monkey

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip^{1 and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint2 of beer from him before he is able to sTOP the monkey.}

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says Do you know your monkey stole my beer. The pianist replies No, but if you hum it, I'll play it.

中文翻译：

一男子去夜店，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放手。当他环视夜店时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

该男子问夜店招待，这只猴子是哪个的。员工回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：你了解你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗？钢琴手回答说：没，但假如你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。